Becuz SAF has a new directive saying dat all MCs have to be endorsed by the camp's Medical Officers, i had to drag my sorry ass out of bed early in the morning to go back camp...but wat happens when i report to the medical center?
Medic:"Can i help u?"
Stinko:"i'm here to endorse my MC"
Medic:"Oh, u can onli endorse your MC from 1400hrs onwards"
Stinko:*stunned "huh? wats the logic?"
Medic:"its stated here in the Medical Center Directives, see!"
*Medic then points at a signboard stating the different timings
Stinko: (-_-") "Doesnt answer the question..."
Mi then proceeded to finding my sergeant get the green light to go home first instead of waiting til 2pm...while doing so...i had to come under the scrutiny of some of my UIP(Unit Induction Program) mates...so i have taken MC not long ago...so i have juz extended my MC this time round...u got prob? haven u f**kers heard there's a serious case of flu epidemic flying around? or r u guys too engrossed with ur PSPs? playing with them all day long as if ur life depended on it??? dun be so f**king shallow to think dat ppl hu fall sick r always "chao geng"...
to make matters worse...i suspect one of those bast**ds hid my latest series of Adrian Mole's Diaries somewhere, maybe they've thrown it away, maybe they've teared it into pieces...or even used its pages to wipe their sorry asses...on a normal day i would have hunted down the culprit...but becuz i was too weak, too lethargic...i didnt give a damn...
now dat i think of it...wat have i ever done to piss these f**kers? i was a stranger to them as much as they were to me when we were all posted to this unit...b4 dat i had no interaction with these guys b4!!! all the more it makes mi wanna crack their balls cut off their di*ks for being such di*kheads...seriously...
"Dun aggravate my temper when i'm sick...do dat and i promise u when i recover...u'll see something from mi which even the bitchiest bitch fit would look like a kid's tantrum...so f**k off~"
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