Of being hit on by a pussy...LITERALLY!

I've been trying to run on a more regular basis ever since my holidays started..and i usually run at nite...when there's hardly anyone around...tonite though...is something special...

so i was juz done with my run...and i proceeded to do my stretching exercises at the playground downstairs my place...now until tonite...i had no company nor disturbances while i was doing my stretches...but tonite...i not onli had the security guard walk past mi twice...i had a cat for company...yes a cat...a literal pussy :P

now the cat was not juz being the usual silent self...but rather...moaning...i tot it was looking at something dat i couldn't...but decided not to care...until my dear fren the pussy decided to approach mi and rub its body against mi... (-_-")

fine...pussy wants some company...pussy gets some company...so i was carressing the furry little thing for awhile...those who noe mi well noes that i like both cats and dogs...so i was actualy fantasizing abt how it would be like to have my own cat...but something broke my fantasy...

the bloody pussy was lifting its butt up as high is it could in front of my face! i'm usually pretty slow at things...even when its thrown straight to my face...but dat cat's action had immediately woke up my idea...i got up and promptly left the playground...poor pussy followed mi a few steps b4 retreating into the shaodows cast by the playground structures...

"if onli either i was a real cat too...or she was a fine young lady...damn~"

of what i want to do...and what i can do...

And so i have started clearing the house, though it looks messier than b4...and i have had lunch with my young classmate who is gonna be enlisted soon...hope he enjoys the commando food served (~every innuendo intended~). And i'mn gonna do a day of work at some warehouse...maybe for a day...maybe for two...

because of all these...i seriously haven had the time to sit infront of the computer except now to type all these crap...if onli i had more time...i would have wanted to clear more of the house...i would have wanted more sleep..cuz i seriously think i need it...and i would have liked to catch up w/ some of my frens...realli...


sperm 1:"Hey! are we very far from the ovaries???"
sperm 2:"Yeah, we are...we're onli at the tonsils..."

Holidays~

Its over! Its over!!! this has been one of my toughest final exams to deal with...and yet its gonna be one of the worst results i'm gonna get...damn! saded...oh well..anyway...Its over! its over!

got so much stuff i wanna do...but not yet starting of of them...sigh...ever the procrastinator...

1. Start training my physical fitness and losing weight again...
2. Start clearing up my room and the house
3. Try to salvage the old desktops, and hopefully get it working again...
4. Accompanying dad to go car shopping and psycho him to change car~

seriously hope i can get at least some of these done! pls help mi!!!!!

Help needed!!!

I'm supposed to be mugging like nobodi's business...but am i? NOOOOOOO! i have to decide to wander my mind off all the time...sleep...play Football Manager, Play Fifa 2009...ogle at the new Sonyericsson C905, hoping and dreaming of dad changing to the new Honda Fit/Jazz...anything except study...oh my....

i need help!

Lesson learnt for the day~

note to self: never attempt to sing powerful emo chinese songs when you are physically already shagged and driving in the nite....bad combo~
Result: a head of trobing pain...ouch...

1 week to my exam! i need motivation and luck!

when life is but a joke

juz a summary of watever happened since last post...i went to Bintan with sleeping beauty and family...got fatter...flunked my exam...watched the MUSICMAN, WANG LEE HOM!!! (HE is GOOOOOOOD!!!) and juz now cracked my head for a veri interesting but mentally draining module called Critical Thinking...

something random happened today...after sending my sleeping beauty home, as i was driving along the expressway...of all the unlikely places, i got an air bomb from an avian specie zero-ed in exactly in my view...(in a non-verbose term...a bird shitted and i got the shit smack rite in the centre of my view on the windscreen...)...the funny things that can happen to one at the most unlikely of times...

oh well..

of randomness...

so i have finally committed myself to the Bintan trip...make mother happy alittle...oh well..take it as a holiday...though i cant say i'm a very happy person rite now...cuz...

i haven had the time to catch up with some of the people i would have liked to catch up with..and starting to feel realli guilty over it..but sch is realli starting to get busy with work...hence it'll onli be harder to make time...

and i'm realli realli dreading sch nowadays, cuz not onli am i not doing very well..struggling actually..its cuz i realli realli dislike this particular lecturer of mine..who seems to think he is the KING OF THE WORLD with his "philosophical" mind...no one likes him, he doesnt care, he makes life difficult for everyone...and he has a SUPER BIG EGOCENTRIC PERSON!!! hence, i realli realli realli dun like him...i cant emphasize anymore...

on a lighter note, i took the chance to clean up the car with dad over the weekend...picked out the rubbish, cleaned the floor mats, vacuumed the car...took out the unnecessary stuff...been wanting to do dat for a while...

spent some quality time with my sleeping beauty too~ been awhile since she wanted to go ktv...hence sunday nite it was dat we went, could see the happiness on her face :) a just reward for her hardwork with her assignments...

and so i have juz passed monday...with the rest of the week still to come...i'm realli dreading sch...sobz...

to go...or not to go...

my family is generally run by the matriach system...and there was quite a bit discipline in the past...however, times have changed alittle...

in the past, whenever my mother said holiday, we go~ and that has always been the case until recently...since elder sis and myself legalised ourselves to watch R(21)movies...we had tiny bit of choice as to whether we would like to go on holiday as well..actually, its been more of a case of whether we can go or not...elder sis has her work commitments...i have my sch commitments...so the past 2 holidays excluded us...younger sis didnt have a choice either...neither did dad...

and this seems to have upset mother abit...she's looking forward to the time when the whole family could go on holiday together again...so came the latest holiday...Bintan...seems like this time, even elder sis can make it...dat makes onli mi...but...but...but...

i aint exactly trying to make excuses for myself...but...this sem aint exactly smooth sailing for mi...and its nearly the peak of the sem where many of the assignements and presentations r due...so....

told mother i'm a little apprehensive..and i could almost immediately hear her disappointment and slight annoyance...sigh...why la why...i'm seriously feeling guilty now...so should i go?

Moment of Truth

i think this sem shall see my grades truly reflect my intellectual abilities...ever since sch started, i got off easy many times on most modules, and scrapped thru a good grade...

this sem...things arent the same...seems like lady luck has finally given up on mi...i aint getting my grades anymore...i realli realli need to buck up~

u noe...it realli doesnt help that there are people around u whose definition of "did poorly" is totally on a different level...there the person goes whining abt getting 28 out of 30, while i'm here destined to get 22 perhaps? sigh...not helping...

shall realli try to help myself now...even if it means losing abit of myself~

time...how fast and how slow it can be...

when i submitted my final exam paper on friday almost 3 weeks back...i was thinking abt all the things i wanted to do~ and fair enough, the veri same day i packed my bags and headed for Redang, the famous beach in Malaysia, fantastic time, but other than dat...did nothing more than clean up my room a little... and b4 i know it...sch has started again...omg!!!!!!! Time passes tooooooooo fast!!!!

then...time has to show mi that it can pass freakingly slow, as my first lesson would show...i had to, by all of my worse luck, get the kind of lecturer i LURVVVVVVEEE to hate!~

*High pitched heavy ethnic accent*"I have Masters in Communications from Purdue University!"

*stinko's thoughts* "but u cant teach nor communicate effectively for nuts!"

i'm gonna have a hard time for this module i'm sure...lets hope the other modules are slightly better~

angsty me

ever since yesterday's major dissapointment in my biopsychology exam...i've been pretty angsty...bad...

doesnt help that the next 2 weeks r gonna be a killer as the 20 page research paper is due, along with a presentation to go along with it...and another 2 papers from biopsy...sigh...

if i keep being angsty...i might seriously develop high blood pressure...

its TGIF...mugging nite...

i'm not far from looking like dat at the moment...sigh...its friday..but here i am in sch at 9pm in the evening...trying to cram stuff into my already saturated brain...i'm a simple person person(i think...), but what ever i'm studying abt the human body rite now is nothing but simple...the bloody brain alone has enough info to make studying difficult...

to make things worse...i gotta mug for my mass communication module as well...great...so its biopsychology and mass communications...there goes my weekend...save mi...

"times like these i realli wish i wasnt studying..."

Wake up call

i have no excuses..i totally deserve my grades...sigh...i think its realli time for a wake up call...gotta realli buck up now...

"i'm disappointed...but i cant blame anyone else..."

a tribute

these couple of days is pretty rough for many of us...for everyone wo has lost someone close, my sincerest condolences...

to the 2 NSF who recently passed away...u have served your country well...

to my sleeping beauty, your granduncle has gone to a better place...take heart...

to the US political and journalistic scene, Tim Russert will be missed...

cause and effect: butter fingers and insensitivity - flared tempers and a guilty conscience

u noe there are juz some days when things juz dun go the way u wan it to be? some people might call it the "murphy's law", whereby anything that can go wrong, will go wrong?

my philosophy? i call it "shit happens!"

because there was a mid-term exam today, anyone who finished the exam early left the classroom and waited outside. and when people start to gather outside, u noe the noise level is gonna go up, becuz of the discussions and conversations, albeit some of them unintentionally...it was getting loud. unfortunately, i was one of those loud ones...

and so my insensitivity caused some displeasure with a close fren of mine...feeling guilty already...

i should have taken it as a sign things werent gonna be smooth today...true enough...this time i had to damage someone's property

while playing soccer...a dear fren of mine, who isnt exactly the most popular person around, lost his wallet...thinking it might be a practical joke by someone childish in the group...i went ahead with searching for who i tot might be the culprit...little did i know there was a high-end camera on top of the bag...i had to miss it and while shifting the bag...drop the camera...

my face went white...the owner of the camera's face went white...then i experienced some loud yelling into my face...i seriously think i deserve it...time to wake up my idea and learn my lesson

"never attempt to act smart and be proactive...sit in one corner and hold ur peace..."

birthday #23

so it has been a few days since magic number 23 is my age. had some realli good times :) once again, found myself at St james, thanz guys for coming down on such short notice! taking the singapore flyer with family and sleeping beauty was a real experience too :) hope to be able to take the flyer again, this time in the evening...

sleeping beauty took time out to have dinner despite her busy work and sch assignments for a good dinner~ realli appreciated it! Sang ktv with uni pals...5 hrs of it...woah! my onli regret is dat i didnt get to meet my poly gang...and didnt get to spend as much time as i wanted with all those that i met up with...

"at least i can legally go into dragonfly now :P"

stinko the philosopher...is back...

most philosophers in recorded history are brilliant people who have one way or another contributed to the society...thats why they have been recorded in history. However, these great people are often not wihout their flaws...such as a short short short temper, queer habits and mannerisms, wierd philosophies...and sometimes have fetishes unimaginable...hmmm...and most philosophers usually either die early or go insane at a young age...

mi? y i claim to be a philosopher? becuz...i realised that everytime theres a chance for mi to wander my mind off...i will...dats why i can never concentrate well and for long periods of time...people tell mi something and i'll forget it moments later...but i can randomly out of nothing tell u something...sometimes something ridiculous...

more often than not...i think too much for my own good...as with most philosophers...thats the reason they either die early or go insane...i think so much when at the end of the day its nothing...there was a period of time i thought of not giving a damn abt anything...so as to relieve my mental burden...and for awhile...it worked...but u cant change a leopard's spots...and voila, stinko the philosopher is back!

while i cant claim to have made any significant contributions to the human society to be recorded in history...i certainly have the makings of one...such as a short temper, queer habits, wierd logics, and thinking too much to come up with theories which onli i believe in...

i believe one factor my philosophical side has returned is cuz i've been much of a loner this sem...and i've been going on nite jogs again...so there's actually lotsa time to wander my mind off...and thats not a good thing...

if ur still reading at this point..i admire ur patience...u have my respect...u have juz encountered one of stinko the philosopher's endless jabbering...u have juz wasted 5-10m mins of ur life...

TO BE CONTINUED...

Magic number 300~

300 was the number of loyal soldiers King Leonidas had when he defended against the Persian army at the Battle of Thermopylae
300 also happens to be the model name for car maker Chrysler, the Chrysler 300c

with that in mind..this post...happens to be post number 300 :)

back to seriousness...i've been seriously trying to start a running regime...in a bid to get back to my long jogging days...target to be ready for AHM...and the full marathon later on...also...hope that the jogging would help shape mi up again...

genetically, i have a pear shaped body which likes to store fats rather then burn it...hence, accounting for the XL size tummy and flabby ass...then again...i dun exactly watch wat i eat...gone are the days when i had the determination to avoid carbo and gorge on proteins...i need a dietitian (Crystal! Help!)...

first week of holidays is almost over...as i move into week 2, hope i can improve on my time and run longer dist...and hope by the end of week 3, i would be able to do a 10 km run again...hope! juz hope! more imp...hope i can slim down...so i can fit into my old clothing again...sad...

lost and confused

eh...it might still be a little too early, but i dunno how celebrate my bday this yr...first of all, wat i wanna do, then i gotta decide hu to call...i def cant call everyone like last yr...where i realli compromised catching up with some of my frens...and i dun wanna get wasted again...soooo...sigh...i'm lost...damn...

dat aside..starting from today, for the next 3 weeks, i tell myself i'm gonna work out everyday...run twice a day if i could even...i seriously gotta lose some weight in order to fit back into my clothings...damn...

also...i gotta clear my room...again...as there's a new glass shelf to accomodate now...i try to clear my room when i can now...but there juz seems to be endless rubbish...damn...

oh yar! i wanna get a tan too!!! imp!!! i dunno wanna be the fair boy back in poly days!!~ sleeping beauty also wants mi to get a tan...so i shall...i'll make a point to bring a book down to read while tanning...and hope i dun fall asleep and burn myself...ouch...damn...

"saying is one thing...doing it is another..i need the determination to do it!!!!"

Exams over, wat now?

the past week has been pretty mentally draining for mi...seriously...juz glad that i'm through with my 2nd semester...well...another 10 more to go...

last sem, after our last paper...the usual gang had dinner and ktv session, and this sem, the same thing happened...i swear, it was not on purpose...might become a trend though...

upon reaching home...wasted no time with my "get fit in 3 weeks" plan by running a short distance with some light static exercises (its PROGRESSIVE TRAINING!)...

my weird mood did not stop there, as i started to clean up my room once again...to think i supposedly cleared during my last holidays, oh well...my room looks like a pig sty now...not dat i mind...

on a side note...as my desktop has decided to give up on mi...i can onli borrow my sis's lappy to log on net...sigh...sad...

"its been a while since i've been the philosophical mi...very long while...i miss the dreamy philosophical mi...damn..."

i rem the dayz when i first saw my men as recruits...and the variety of them...the "blur like sotong" kind, the "act garang but cry alot" kind, and the "do, do lor!" kind...those were the dayz

its been its been 6 months since i have ORD...and since the last i've seen them? my men have changed much...juz as i have...however, my men are soon approaching their ORD date too...but not without their "baptism of fire"

monday nite, they were gonna fly off to Taiwan for their inevitable ATEC, and Brigade Exercise...and mi, being the sentimental fool...made a trip down to the airport to see them off...as well as catch up with some of them...see how they were doing...i'm glad i made the long trip...

i managed to talk to not juz the men but also some of my fellow peers who had ORD-ed the same time as me...the sense of nostalgia... :) oh well, wish them the best for their trip to Taiwan...

"to console my men that going to taiwan is a good experience, i kept telling them dat compared to Brunei, Taiwan is a garden...and the gals there will leave u wanting more of course..."

of being called fat and doing something abt it~

Since today ended the traumatic mid-term period...i decided to go chill out for abit...since its always been straight home after sch nowadays...so i called vincmacky aka "dao yan" to go out chill...unfortunately...another guy decided to be a third party and tag along...

this guy...whom i seriously regret knowing as my acquaintance...i've known him since my army dayz...regretfully...and becuz of dat...i noe how big of a cannon his mouth is...when all he did during his army dayz was take leave half the time to go "see" specialist...another 1 quarter of the time on mc...and the final quarter of the time on light duty status...hence...cant do vigorous work...

miraculously...he didnt need to "see" the specialist anymore now dat he's ORD...woah...the wonders of the 3 letters...ORD...

becuz of the static evaluation and prejudice i have against him (maybe unfair...but i dun care)...i took it realli to heart when after some time not seeing him...his first words to mi were

"EH! U GROW ROUNDER AH!"

i seriously wanted to counter him by saying...

"eh, u of all people shouldnt call mi round...ur made up of a big blob of flabby meat u call muscle la...wake up ur stupid idea..."

but the logical part of mi decided against it...cuz the last time i offended him last sem in class...i called him a "mud"...and he almost punched mi...

nevertheless...i decided dat i shld realli do something abt my gaining of love handles (back to my poly days)...i decided to go for a run...dunno haven done dat in how many moons...

i changed to my running attire and told my dad i was going for a run...he gave mi the "Mas Selamat is out there and u wanna go and run!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!" kinda look...i gave him the "Yes, i know Mas Selamat is out there and i wanna go for a run" look...

my dad juz shook his head and said "come back early"...it was 12 midnite...dats early rite? early morning...

think i haven wrote such a long post in a long long while...

Of time management (or the lack of it)

i told my sleeping beauty recently...i realli gotta wake up my stupid idea...been slacking for toooooooo long...not been doing anything realli productive...and my mid-terms are juz days away...sigh...realli...

if i dun start learning how to manage my time and my stuff soon...i'm gonna be in ALOT of trouble...my sleeping beauty has already "warned" me b4hand to buck up~ oh no...

"To dao yan vincmacky...ur enlightening mi abt IPPT has lessened my burden!~"

Of much happening

so i have been lazy in updating...my bad...but things...well...happen...sch has been bad...veri bad...i cant catch up with my work, i dunno wats going on...things are moving too fast...i have a b*tch as one of grp mates...but the worst is...i aint motivated to get myself out of my predicament...i'm so doomed...

another thing...i aint fit anymore...i haven been doing any form of exercise for like...2 months? omg...sigh...and i gotta clear my annual IPPT in 3 months...i'm so so doomed...

on a lighter note, had a relatively peaceful CNY and a nice Valentine's Day dinner with my sleeping beauty :) truth be told...this is the first time i celebrated Valentine's Day...no joke~

"muz wake up my stupid idea!"

new class...new people...old mi~

so sch has started...and i'm unlucky enough to be separated from the old gang...which is bad...cuz this sem the modules do seem harder...and i aint exactly feeling veri sociable...which is bad...cuz this sem needs lotsa interaction as well...bad...

the lecturers this sem aint no more "i come from China" lecturer or "i have a doctorate...but i dun practice" Indian psychology lecturer...instead...i now get "i'm from Honolulu" and "I'm Chinese but American at heart" lecturers with heavy American accents...good luck to mi...

to top it off...English Writing lecturer happens to be a 40 yr old Singaporean widow who keeps emphasizing on "WRITE YOUR NAME AT THE TOP RIGHT HAND CORNER! IF YOU HAVE WRITTEN ANYWHERE ELSE, CANCEL IT!"....no wonder she's a widow...

"i'm running...but i aint losing no weight...damn..."

of ending breaks and starting sch...

...soon, i'll once again be surrounded by books and notes and writing paper...bad!
...i almost nearly burnt out last sem...bad!
...although this sem has a lighter load of onli 4 modules compared to last sem's 5...this sem's modules are more theory-intensive...very bad!
...sch's starting in another 24 hrs time...veri bad!
...also means less time for my sleeping beauty...veri veri bad!!!

anyway, since sch's gonna restart...i went for a little clubbing...wed's mambo while juz earlier on was the Arena...enjoyed thoroughly :)

now back to seriousness...3 veri big objectives to achieve

1. be serious and maintain my grades!
2. be serious abt losing weight and regaining my fitness!
3. be serious and realli start looking for biz opportunities!

I CAN DO IT!!!

my dear sleeping beauty is going thru a rough patch...so if u see mi pissed...i'm probably helping her vent her anger...so clear the way!!!

Of everything random

my bad for the long time no update...so i shall start off with.....

1. Veri veri veri veri veri veri veri veri veri belated Merry Christmas :)
2. Veri veri veri veri veri veri veri veri belated Happy New Year :)

my bad to anyone whose ever sms i did not reply...laziness usually gets the better of mi...and i aint the most courteous person around, ask anyone who sees mi drive will noe...

anyway, sch's gonna start next week, so i told myself to work out within this free time juz to lose a little of the fats i've gained...i'm realli turning back into my poly times...bouncy and chubby...like Barney....which is bad...

hence, i went for a run...in the evening...late late evening...like...11.30pm? at the end of my run...i juz lied down on the playground floor to cool down when i saw the stars up in the sky...i didnt know the stars were dat prominent at my place...i could even see the orion's belt...along with the 2 far out stars which form the belt's constellation...hmmm...cant beat Aussie or Taiwan's nite sky view though...not even tekong's nite sky view in fact...blah~

back to losing weight...while running is a good thing...i haven been doing enough...i wanna run more...i told myself to at least run every alternate day...i've juz broken dat rule...i told myself no more carbo for dinner...i juz had a generous amt of potato for dinner...i told myself to moderate my lunch...i messed up my diet and ended up having Willy Wonka's chocolates for snacks...i'm so gonna fail...NO!!!!!!!

b4 i end off...pls visit www.themencloset.blogspot.com
its a site my poly buddies and i came up with (though i have to say with guilt dat i haven been able to contribute much...)...pls support...thx!

"while i lament in my doomed resolution to lose weight, my sleeping beauty continues to lurve moi 4 hu i am...reassuring eh? hehe"