So comes the end of the year...again...

this time last yr i was one of the happiest person in the world...spending time with my closest brudders and "that special someone"...this yr...i think i'll still be with my closest brudders...dat ain't too bad...

so i'm back from Aussie...eye opener...saw quite a few stuff...cultural diff ;P

1. the air there is dry...my lips cracked while i was there...
2. most of the gals there expose their cleavage..."ham sap" guys' heaven....
3. cool weather...nature's air-con~
4. Aussie realli has some of the most fascinating animals...
5. cars r dirt cheap there...though cost of living is overall higher(a plate of fried rice...aussie $10!!!)...
6. the beach is sooooooooooooo fine!!!!!!

anyway...after coming back on Thur...didnt have much free time...fri went to meet 2 diff grps of frens b4 picking up "that special someone" so pass her some stuff i got from Aussie...then finally dropped by to brudder MY's new place to...can u believe it...wash our cars...Brudder Leo joined up later on...and have things changed...

"brudder MY iz back with his girl...brudder Leo has a new squeeze!!! happy for them...REALLY!!! now when will it be my turn?"

Down Under!

I've always wanted to mention this but the usual absent-minded mi will always forget at the critical moment...so now here i mention to u...i'm going to the place where gays are treated as pariahs, the place where u get shark attacks more than anywhere else in the world...the place where the late Steve Irwin himself hailed from...yes...i'm going "Down Under"...i'm going Australia...

Initial plan was...i wasnt going with my family for the trip...so i could have the whole house (AND CAR!!!) to myself for the whole week!!! but becuz then again i think it'll be a good opportunity to leave everything behind and let loose for awhile...i decided to tag along...

this yr has been too bad for mi to stay here actually...with the things dat happened in the Army...having my holidays and countless weekends being burnt by the Army...losing that "special someone"...it can go on and on...

hence...my decision to go...anyway...dunno izzit becuz my mum is feeling a little guilty for not getting mi a birthday pressie this yr, or she's realli into the X'Mas mood, or simply cuz she's a better spendthrift than i am...cuz she has juz lavished mi with a PSP(2nd hand), and a small mini flying helicopter(so i can play in camp ;P)...cool rite??? LUV U MOTHER!!!

i'll be flying off later on the 22nd...i think its a 9pm plus flight...i'm so not prepared yet...sigh...last min packing again...anyone hu wans anything from aussie pls tell mi ;P

"a fren of mine once told mi...the reason why i dun have any luck with girls...cuz i'm still wearing the ring...on my married finger...ta ma de~"

Lessons i've learnt in life...

over the past few days...i've come to learn alot of things...enlightenment i tell u...

1. Not having enough sleep can cause u not juz pimple outbreak but pain in ur wisdom tooth!
(because i was too hooked onto my PS2...i did not sleep until the wee hours of the nite...yet onli to wake up less than a couple of hrs later...with a pain in my wisdom tooth...)

2. its fun being a pillion rider...though not on a regular basis...
(because i'm a lazy...because i'm thick-skinned...and because i think they owe me a favor...i shamelessly asked my motorbike fren to give mi a lift back home!)

3. slacking juz abit on training and going for more canteen breaks is a suicide on ur physical fitness...
(though i didnt exactly dissapoint myself with the most recent IPPT results...at least i passed...my OC thought i was a slow coach...and kicked me in the ass...LITERALLY!!!)

4. whenever clubbing...dont bother approaching girls until they've shown interest in you...or ur wallet...
(tested and proven after last nite's fun at Momo...and yes...there were gals there interested in us...and some others, our wallets...)

5. Dont go clubbing so often...go onli when u got a birthday boy amongst the group...u'll score with the girls...
(once again...tested and proven from last nite's outing ;p i'm officially veri broke now from all the hot gals selling us $10 tequila shots...)

So after a nite of partying to rem...i guess its back to camp later to face the death...until then...take care all :P

"if i don't work to be a rich bastard in the future...i suspect i'm gonna be a veri poor and depressed fella...considering my spendthrift nature...damn..."

Come wat luck~

While others are either enjoying at Zoukout or at MOS...i have to come home and pack my stuff...ready for my guard duty in a couple of hrs...

i had actually ready accepted fate dat i wont be enjoying this weekend...but fate had to tempt mi with not ONE but TWO invites to MOS...ARGH!!!! but this is the least of my agony...

for my guard duty tomoro...not onli are half of my men doing guard are problem cases...even my guard commanders 2nd IC and 3rd IC are undependable buggers...sigh...everytime i do guard commander something bad will happen...realli...which brings mi to my next point...

i have a knack in mi to do the wrong things, at the wrong place, at the wrong time...all the time!!!! juz for example...when one of my men's confiscated stuff is lost...i have to be the one on duty...now i have to prepare to fork out some $$$ to replace the stuff liao...

another example...juz when one of my men "falls sick" in the middle of the nite...i have to be the one to escort him to the hospital...end up have to sacrifice my precious sleep...

again another...while other commanders (aka my peers) always get away with something wrong dat they have done...i juz have to slack once and i will...definately will be caught by my OC...juz my luck i tell u...

if i carry on...this post will be neverending...i shall stop being such a winer and go back to work ba...sigh...plan guard duty list...pack bag...prepare guard duty store...blah blah blah...

"according to the PUA(Pick Up Artist) description...i'm a AFC(Average Frustrated Chump)...put it loosely...i'm a loser with girls...i knew it!!! damn..."

Gloomy Times Ahead~

its either i have realli realli grown guts of steel...or i'm plain stupid...and waiting to be caught...cuz i have sneaked out of camp...without permission...oh well...

reason why i wanted to sneak home? cuz all the big shots in the battalion is going out for a live firing exercise...so we've left to ourselves...secondly...my hand is so itchy to play my Final Fantasy XII...i'm gonna take the PS2 back to camp with mi...thirdly...i prefer a warm bath anytime over a cold one ;P SUE MI!!!

anyway...why i say gloomy times ahead is cuz...despite BMT being over...i'm still being restrained to a 5 and a half day week...reason cuz i ain't fit enough...also...while everyone can take leave and off when they dont deserve it...i have to stay back in camp to cover for them...so to say...from next week onwards...i'm almost be on duty EVERYDAY!!! sigh...

"I'm mentally preparing myself to sign extra for the many cock ups i'm going to make from all my duties..."

my BALLS have grown!

its 4 am in the morning...how and why the hell the hell am i uploading this post??? long story long story...

to start off...around 8 plus in the evening...2 of my recruits needed immediate medical attention...one of them dislocated his shoulder simply from trying to get off the bed...its either a real freak accident or he was juz a result of a playtime wrestling natch gone wrong...i dunno...and another guy complaining of having chest pains...sigh...so off i went to escort them to NUH...and rot my time away there...its a good thing i brought along "The Game" by Neil Strauss...if not i would have been bored to death...b4cuz by the time i reached back camp...it was 3.15am in the morning...cool rite?

so i took a bath b4 heading to bed when suddenly a crazy idea came to mi...since everyone's asleep...y not use the computer in the Offivcers' Mess to blog? i dunno why dat idea struck mi but...the fact dat i realli sneaked into the Officers' Mess to blog rite now is still a revelation for mi...i'll suddenly grown guts of steel...

anyway...came across this

link

...go try...here's my results...

The Keys to Your Heart

You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free. In love, you feel the most alive when your lover is creative and never lets you feel bored. You'd like to your lover to think you are stylish and alluring. You would be forced to break up with someone who was emotional, moody, and difficult to please. Your ideal relationship is lasting. You want a relationship that looks to the future... one you can grow with. Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment. You think of marriage as something precious. You'll treasure marriage and treat it as sacred. In this moment, you think of love as commitment. Love only works when both people are totally devoted.

What Are The Keys To Your Heart?

cool rite...onli thing missing rite now is ...

"i hope i can fall sick...so i can take MC and sleep...AT HOME!!!"

lonely, crazy, noisy mi ;P

i reached home abt 12am...12.05am...i was in my running attire...yes...i was going for a run...at this time...why? becuz i feel guilty for having my fitness drop so much...for not maintaining my fitness...and balloning my figure once again...sigh...so i had to console myself and run it off...

my father saw mi before i left and gave mi the "are u sure?" look...i gave him the "yes, i'm sure look!" b4 leaving the house...i think i had ran approximately between 8 to 12km...cuz i ran from home to my camp...b4 continuing to run back home...making a big big big big big round...

i think its also partly cuz i had quite abit on my mind...the case abt my recruit wanting to commit suicide, another recruit coming up to mi saying "sergeant...my girlfriend pregnant"...causing mi another worry...mi thinking abt "that special someone"...worrying abt home matters...sigh...i got a feeling i'll be going for more runs...

"despite the run...i still see my tummy...i still feel like crap...oh well..."