wats NLP???

When i booked in on tue morn...i expected alot of yelling from my Sergeant Major asking us to get things done...but instead wat did i get? Attend a course on self-improvement...COOL!

it was a 2 days intensive and mind boggling course...it was called Neuro-Linguistics Programming or in short NLP...thing with this course is...in order for it to work...u have to let go of every logical and widely accepted concepts of everything around us...chim? yes..it is!

anyway...i wasnt exactly new to this thingie...rem the times my dear father trying out his similar hypno-therapy methods on mi...creepy...

"pls...i'm juz another failure on things like BGR...why ask mi? do i look like a guru? god bless the people hu asked mi for advice!"

final moments of freedom~

in the next couple of hrs...i'll be booking into camp again le...where i'll be treated as a prisoner wrong...free labourer wrong again...i mean sai kang warrior no! pardon moi...to be a soldier with value-added experience!

i can't help but think dat i'll either be pushed around asked by the different officers to do sai kang value-added work, coerced ordered by my sergeant major to do area cleaning, or simply doing wat we're best at...disappear!

"to u, yes u! cheer up, i'm treated like crap in camp..but i'm slowly coming to terms with it...and trying veri hard to look at it positively, u shld too, things cant get any worse de...cheer up :)"

Fat Boy can run!

Couple of days ago, my Commanding Officer(CO) decided that becuz a few of us missed the 16km run, we shouldn't run 21km, juz 10km...which would have been fine...realli! but does stinko ever does the rite thing and shuddap??? NOOOOOOOOOOO! stinko goes on to volunteer and run the 21km...becuz he thinks its a good challange...crazi rite?

So couple of hrs ago, stinko had to wake up early in the morning 3 am to prepare for the run which would flag off at 5.30am...yes...in the morning 5.30am...somehow, a miracle happened...2 hrs and 17 mins later...stinko crosses the finishing line...without any groin abrasion, brasion and the sole of the feet...and most importantly...NO NIPPLE ABRASION!!!!

"now stinko can walk with his head up high...knowing that he completed 21km of running...and still standing!"

Twist of FATE~

i would have thought dat my 201st post would be abt how i survived my ordeal with jungle and urban warfare...but NOOOOOOOO! in an amazing twist of fate at the veri last min...the umpires who were supposed to evaluate the battalion said "NO! they shall not fight!" with the "they" refering to us of course, the savior force...

so the past week of putting on weight has all been for nothing...SO HOW THE HELL AM I GONNA GET RID OF IT??????? die liao...it doesnt help dat i juz came back from supper with dad...sigh...i feel sooooooo guilty and sad...sigh...

"a cute, lovable and cheeky girl recently mentioned something...something abt no such thing as being faithful or one-and-onli...how true!"

So off i go

i'm a veri lazy person...i admit dat...but cuz i promised brudder Cong...and cuz i needed to get something...i agreed when brudder Cong msged mi "Yo meet at orchard 1530 k..We go catch movie.."

if dat msg hadnt come...i would have been realli rotting on my bed...cuz i noe i onli had a few more precious hours to enjoy civilization b4 i get to once again experience jungle warfare!

from my officer's briefing...this ATEC...we're gonna be doing water-hook op, urban warfare and heli-borne ops...COOL! juz hope i dun die, get badly injured during these exercise...cuz i seriously got a veri bad feeling dat i would...hmmm....

"as i navigate myself around some of s'pore's wooded areas...i wont be surprised if i end up somewhere behind one of our HBD flats.....my sense of direction sux~"

Back to my ushering days

by a certain twist of fate, yesterday morning saw mi sun tanning(to little effect) in Sentosa and rushing to fort canning in the afternoon for...my fav part time job...USHERING!

As i mentioned before, i have been attached to another battalion to help them fight ATEC...and yest happened to be their battalion anniversary, so celebration was in Sentosa...while they had fun, i sun tanned...but all i got was a red face...damn...

i had to leave earlier from sentosa in order to make it to fort canning in time b4 old man James gave mi 1 times good scolding...onli to find out dat Old man himself would be late...nvm dat...

As some of u would noe...i used to usher at some concerts in the past, on a regular basis especially b4 Army stole my life away...so last nite was the first time i worked since my enlistment...and i understood why i lurve the job...

u get to see all sorts of people(women)...beautiful women, women hu think they're beautiful, young girls, SPGs, drunk gals! imagine this...during the concert...2 bras was thrown onto the stage, the frontman takes them to wipe his face...cool rite? not if he knew the owner of the bra...

after the concert...a 50-odd drunk lady staggered up to mi saying "cuse mi~ could u do mi a favor? i threw my bra up the stage earlier on...could u help mi retrieve it? its the peach colored one! thank you lovely~" all i could manage was a stunned, mouth-open, eyes big big look...anyway...she did get back her bra...and upon doing so, she swung it around in the air while dancing around...rem...she's 50-odd yrs old...INTERESTINGZ!

another slightly younger drunk fat blonde comes up to mi and says "look, i've got INXS's goodie that he threw...i believe i am special and dat i am fated to have this, and i'm fated to meet them...pls tell mi where is the after party so i could go see them~" i told her i'm not sure if there is even an after party and she bursts "THEN GET ON UR FUCKING PHONE AND ASK SOMEBODY!" cool rite? i ended up pointing her to some ang mo guy saying he's the boss, and she flew to him immediately...INTERESTINGZ!

"lets juz hope Old man James lets mi into more of these events...i lurve them!"

timely intervention...

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In some interesting twist of fate...i have turned from an evaluator of a battalion fighting ATEC...i am now a part of THE same battalion...fighting ATEC with them...simple story short...from a king to a pauper...

for those hu dunno...ATEC is an unavoidable phase of a battalion where they are tested on their fighting capabilities against specially trained troops acting as enemies...

honestly...i kinda half-expected it to happen...cuz good things juz dun happen to mi...though i think it would be a good time for mi to throw my mind off some things...i wont have the free time to think so much...onli worrying when i'll get my next bath from the many outfield battles to be encountered...blah blah blah...

guess some of u might noe...the past week or so mi got into a pretty depressed mood...juz couldnt lift my own spirits...something like dat...i'm still slowly trying to pick myself up...and try to tell myself no point trying any longer or harder...

dats why i sincerely hope this 2 weeks of battles in the singapore "jungle" will put mi right again...big guy up there pls help mi~

"ATEC? bah! think of it as playing LaserMania...onli u get to play in the natural environment!"

when its time...

it was 7th Aug, 11.55pm...i was forcng myself to stay awake...by watching Grey's Anatomy on Channel 5...i had to stay awake...i had a special agenda...i had to send the msg exactly at 12am...the msg to dat "special someone"...it was her big day...her birthday...

juz as when it was abt to strike 12, juz when i was abt to hit the "send" button...the phone reminder alarm function rang..."Dear's Bdae!" i noe its sounds drama but...i stoned in my seat for awhile...reminiscing the time when we were chilling out at the China Square fountain...when she herself had keyed in those exact words into my HP...followed by saying "Dear, i dunno wat i want to do for my birthday leh!"

i snapped back into reality...sent the message...and slowly walked back to my bed where i tossed and turned til who noes when...when finally fatigue overcame mi and i had an uneasy sleep for the rest of the nite...sigh...

"To be lonely is one thing...to love someone and not have that love reciprocated...dats lonelier than being alone..."
a patient from 'Grey's Anatomy'

fires in the sky

Of the many festivals dat our country has, i think the Singapore Fireworks Festival is one of the more successful ones...honestly! i had the opportunity to catch the first of 4 fireworks last nite...but becuz i got no luck with women...i caught the fireworks with the man hu taught mi the "nobodi luvs mi, everybodi hates mi, i wanna make some noise!" tune...the one and onli brudder Ong!

despite us being late...we still managed to get a pretty good spot on the Sheares Bridge...rare luck...onli thing was i didnt have a camara to capture the fireworks...its amazing how much varieties of fireworks there are...

"wonder if i'll ever get the chance to catch one of these fireworks with dat special someone...neh...guess not..."

Anti-climax...sigh...

We finally met after a long long while, we were with some close frens...talking the time away, enjoying ourselves...and juz like any normal couple would do...we excused ourselves from the group to have some private time together...we walked around the park hand in hand...and sat down at one of the benches...we talked abt anything...talked late into the nite...it didnt matter...we loved each other's company...

juz when we were abt to do wat couples usually when they're alone in a park...the BLOODY alarm has to ring! i open my eyes and see the dark bunk and my gay buddies sleeping soundly...ta ma de...

"big guy up there no want mi to have meaningful relationship nvm...tease mi until like dat some more...he good...he good..."