fortune told!

i recently had my fortune told by my elder sister's colleague's mother....complicated huh? anyway...here is wat i've been told...

1. i'm born under the year of the wooden ox...hence, i lack the water element and scared of the fire element...

2. i should avoid eating Mac's...as Mac has a strong fire element...dun ask mi why...she juz said avoid Mac...KFC is fine though...

3. i shld drink water from the Four Seas Dragon King's water...i ask "so muz go to the different parts of the world to drink water ah?" she says..."no...buy evian and china brand water..."

4. when eating chicken...i shld abstain from eating the skin...i shld eat more expensive stuff...like shark's fin...good for my future...wah...and..avoid eating the last piece of food on the plate...signifies poverty...but i'm a glutton...how???

5. i shld wear blue clothing...as i lack water...i'm starting to wear my blue underwear more often...lucky my Homer Simpson boxers is blue too! (thanks Mitch!!!)

i think...if i follow all these...along with some of the fengshui pratices which i believe in...i might realli make it BIG in the future...hur hur hur!!!

"but...say so many things...how come no say anything abt improving my luck with girls? how lah? how???"

of being a victim of consequences and catching up with old frens

while i was happily rotting at home on a fri day nite...still absorbing the happy fact dat i'm finally out of the dreadful hell of place called khatib camp...i get a phone call...a num dat ain't recognised...


"Hello?"
"Hi Joanna! This is Alan, from last week at St James..remember?"
"no..."
"are you having sore throat? you sound different!"
"maybe dats cuz i'm not Joanna?"
"huh?"
"yes.........wrong number......"
*click* engaged tone............


sooooooo typical of men rite? lucky i'm not so much of a sweet talker or thick-skinned player wannabe...if not i think i would have ended up in his situation as well...getting numbers from gals when it aint theirs at all...who suffer? people like mi...number kanna given to some guy also dunno (why cant it be given to a girl instead???) :P

on another note...last nite...i planned to open my Johnnie Walker at St James as it was onli going to be valid til nxt week...so i thought my close buddies from camp would have been nice...but heaven smiled on mi!

first my sec sch fren asked where to go tonite...and i told her where i was going...next moment i know...i was on my way to pick her up...

then Crystal aka "Mother" asks wats the age limit at St James...next moment i know...i'm looking for her and her fren in Powerhouse...pls tell mi heaven is pampering mi! and i tell u...sooooooooo long no see them le...all of them now beauty queen liao...REALLI!!!

"my johnnie walker ain't finished yet...any takers?"

rough journey....

since the lunar new year...things haven been exactly going smooth for the Koh family...esp in the last couple of weeks which i didnt update...sigh...

rite now...the time is 6 am in the morning...i haven slept the whole...and juz an hour ago i had my sobbing sister on my shoulder(the onli other time i had another sobbing head on my shoulder was...my younger sis...bad...), if i hadn't pick her up from St James...i seriously do not know wat would have happened...to my dear sis...if u r reading this...please...please...do not show other people dat u r weak...don't make a fool of yourself...be strong...i can be there for u when u need mi...but dun expect mi to go kind on u...its for your own good girl...

other then sis...my dad's getting his share of misfortune as well...earlier this year he was diagnosed with myopia on both eyes...it might be juz a day surgery...but he's not younger anymore...and the fact dat i can't take leave juz cuz i'm on course...to know dat i cant take care of him on the day of his op realli pisses mi off...to add on to dat...he juz sprained his leg last week while at the memorial hall of our ancestors...icing on the cake? the car gives some problems and dad has to send for servicing...upon collecting the car...he has to encounter an accident...sigh...why...why...why...?

i've never been spared from misfortunes...but this couple of weeks re-define misfortune...first i have to be posted to a far far away camp for the next 10 weeks, get a sprained ankle myself during last friday's run...i cant stop from putting on MORE weight...and also having beat the red light...sigh...and with dad's own brush with the traffic law...we realli seem in a very difficult situation...

"everything seems so down rite now.........maybe except for my sleeping beauty eh?"