Here i come to save the day!

Take The quiz yourself

hehe, nothing to do mah, so go take quiz lor...

anyway, juz tried using the "Biore Pore Pack for Men" thingie, tot might wana give it a try...ur supposed to wet ur nose and paste the thingie on ur nose, let it dry b4 peeling it off from the sides towards the centre...and so i did as instructed...my comments...IT BLOODY HELL HURTS!!! peeling it off is no easy feat man! and does my black heads come out along with it? well...it does...not too my "high" expectations maybe...or maybe its juz dat i got too many blackheads...hmmm *ponders...

brudder Cong is sick...unbelievable...to think he always proclaims to have such strong immune system...at the end of the day, he is still human :) mi gonna be a good guy and help him out at Takashimaya tomoro for the toy promotor thingie...though gotta forgo my earlier plans of cutting my hair and meeting with Dear...sigh...a man's gotta do wat a man's gotta do...earn $$$ lor! gonna take over from brudder Cong for a day or 2, depends on how well he's feeling...if he's realli sick...i guess its serious...

"oh no...wat if brudder Cong got sick from the poor air quality at taka? if it realli is...wat the hell will happen to the weak immune system mi???? AHHHHHH!!!"
your once again paranoid philosopher, Stinko

Surprises for the Day...

I realli had quite a few surprises today...some good, some bad...and some funny...serious!!!

1. The new security guard at the checkpoint is pretty nice to mi today...so sort of started my day alittle on the bright side...until he has to tell mi "You very cute leh boy! Chubby chubby cute cute one!" WTF!!!!!!!

2. Another Hasbro promotor posted to OG Albert, oh, and a Mattel promotor, i got company le, hur hur hur!

3. the Hasbro promotor and Mattel promotors are classmates, WTH!!!

4. i was surprisingly busy for the day, helping with tagging the new stock dat came in today, and i was enjoying it!!!

5. juz got to noe another of my frens have hooked up as couples...ohhh!!! congrats to the both of them :)

6. my back was facing the booth and so an auntie comes over and calls for mi "ah...xiao jie ah(Miss)!" *stinko turns back to face auntie* "AH!!! sorri xiao di!(little boy)" bloody hell! dats it, i'm gonna go for a hair cut!!!

7. my supervisor, Pam, seems quite a serious person...her face is not the joker type...and my dear fren Cong has to scare mi with things like "good luck to u ah, she veri sales-oriented one!"...anyway, Pam seems still ok...but today...i saw another side of her...as mentioned earlier, stocks came today, and one of them was Jack Jack figure of the "Incredibles" fame as the cute cute shape shifter ability baby! Pam happens to LURVVVVEEE Jack Jack, so much that everytime she mentions the baby's name, she goes "MY JACK JACK!!!" with the "i'm in heaven" look on her face...and she's so motivated to make space for the jack jack to display dat i have to become her slave abandon watever i was doing and help her push, pull, drag, carry, arrange watever was needed to create space for her jack jack...i worked like a dog hard ok! still, its amusing to see my usually stern supervisor to act cute over jack jack...

8. came back home hoping to get a good rest...til i realised the com has failed on mi again...seems like the molex(power cable) to the harddisk is fried...so mi simply changed to another molex...so its back to working order...dats y i can be typing here rite?

anyway, i seriously think the busiest section of a departmental store is always the toys section! cuz everyone likes toys!!!! juz look at my supervisor!!! and the toy section is for anyone and everyone to go to!!! u dun see a man shopping for dresses and ladies shopping for electronics!!! but everyone shops for toys!!!get wat i mean?

"I muz restrain myself!!!"
Stinko...resisting the urge to get more gundam during this S'pore Sale...

weak immune system+sensitive nose+poor air quality+standing for 8 hrs straight=fall sick

OG is not exactly a very employee oriented place...in fact...they don't treat their employees well at all! First day at the job and already bad experience...can't be bothered to go through all the details but imagine the shit i had to go thru when i reached at 11.30am but onli get to scan in at 12.04pm...all the fuss and shit and all...sigh...the security guards are also pretty stuckup straight-minded bastards..."LAW BY LAW" is their pledge! no handphone, no wallet, no pouch when entering the shopping mall, and they'll check ur pockets when u leave...wat the hell~i seriously think the onli plus point over there is dat the staff there are pretty nice to mi...then again there are always exceptions...

enough of my bitching...but cuz of this job and all the other factors as stated in my topic...i'm seriously sick...imagine u blow your nose and wat u get is not transparent mucus but yellowish ones and still having a fever despite already taken paracetamol, having ur whole body ache like ur some 80+ yrs old guy when u've onli juz passed 20...the list goes on...but i'll juz have to guai guai and stay at home recuperate before the nitemare starts again this fri at OG Albert...sigh...

"hmmm i'm starting to have paranoid thoughts about my operation...wat if i sleep talk during the operation? wat if i suddenly move and fidget during the operation...OMG!~ AHHH!!!!!"
ur paranoid philosopher, Stinko

Do i look like a kid???

Do i really???...cuz yesterday...i visited my specialist doc at SGH's ENT Centre for my nose checkup...for those of you who dun know...i happen to have a super sensitive nose...

Doc: "Hello, so how is your nose?"
SK : "hmmm...back to square 1 doc..."
Doc: "then i suggest we do a surgical operation for you..."
SK : "uh-huh..."
*moment of silence as doc pretends to look at some papers...
Doc: "...so do you have any questions?"
SK : "erm...maybe you can explain to me what will be done during the op?"
Doc: "well, we'll be straightening the crooked bridge as well as open up the nasal sinuses to improve air passage flow..."
SK: "uh-huh..."
moment of silence again...
Doc: "so do you want to go for the op?"
SK: *stunned "huh???"
moment of silence again...
SK: "can i give you an answer later? my father's in the toilet..."
Doc: "sure sure! you can wait outside for him then! come in when he's back and you've made a decision!"
SK: "huh....???" *blurly walks out to the waiting area...
*father slowly walks back to waiting area...
Father: "still waiting? how come so long?"
SK: "i'm already out..."
*SK juz brings father in while briefly explaining wat doc said
Doc: "ah, Mr Koh, please take a seat...blah blah blah"
* Doc goes on talking for another 10 mins...regarding the op and wat ever nought...

then later mi told father that our dear doc didnt tell mi all those earlier...and my father's reply was cool and immediate..."you still a kid mah!" dat was a real kick in the ass...damn...

and yes...i am going for an operation for my nose...it shouldnt be anything too serious but i guess i might be warded for a couple of days i guess...but as the doc said "as with every operation...there are risks, although this is a fairly simple op, the places i'm operating on are near to the eyes and brain so you know...." so dun be surprised if i come back blind or turned vegetable...

but meanwhile...i'll be working at OG Albert Complex Toys department on Fri's, Sat and Sun starting tomoro...and this week i'll be there on Mon too, Vesak Day rem? Do visit mi...entertain mi...

"So i'm still not eligible to watch RA shows...but mi still a kid meh? ~sob sob~"
Stinko...your philosopher...as always...

what r mobile phones used for?

Mobile phones are great inventions, they have helped made many things easier and the world essentially smaller...but as there is...a double-edged sword to everything...

Mobile phones allows an easier way to contact a person...but wat if that person decides to leave his phone somewhere where the sun dun shine or watever? he will never know someone's trying to contact him rite?
but then again, dat guy will definately go check up on his phone once in a while...no matter how while rite? rite...so saying that if he had a missed call or sms, esp those type which required you to reply...it is onli rite to return the call, rite?

but NOOOOOO!!!!!! some people have to leave their phone somewhere where the sun dun shine and leave all the missed calls and msgs as they r without giving a shit abt it...whether important or not...

so is the hp something for everybody? u tell mi???

"there shld realli be some official ettiquete for HP usage..."

unusual May~unusual Weather~but the same usual Unusual Stinko~

This year's month of May has been pretty funny...its raining more than usual, its warmer than usual(though i guess it has something to do with the rain...the more rain the more humid remember?)...though i'm still the usual unusual mi...

it so happens i juz turned 20 not too long ago...and had some gatherings including the one dats gonna happen later :)

11th May
met up with V6 to catch Kingdown of Heaven...it was my second time watching though...but idea was to get a better pic of the whole story...action show it might seem...but truth is...there was alot of dialogue...there had to...there was too much complexity to the story...i felt dat director Ridley Scott did a good job...

after the movie, it was dinner with the rest of the gang at cartel...with this grp of ppl...interesting things r bound to happen...as u noe dat cartel waiters do not take your meal orders, u have to write ur orders on a list given and go to the counter to pay...rite? it wasnt the case for Miss Thailand...first of all she didnt know the orders had to be written by ourselves...secondly of all...she had to take the piece of paper and in her most rich tai tai manner wave to the waiter shouting "waiter! waiter!"...imagine how "ma lu" it was...but dats Miss Thailand for u

12th May
Hehe, this day is left for dear alone :)

13th May
OMG...its friday the 13th...oh no!!! neh...i dun realli care...gonna meet up with brudders MY, Lunix and gang at brudder MY's coffee shop! followed by mahjong...hehe...money come come!!!

not good enough for anybody

it juz seems dat way nowadays...i'm never good enough for anybody...

imagine a shop that can put up signs of needing sales assistants and reject ur job application...i'm dat bad

imagine you're already being disapproved of even when you've not met before...i'm dat bad...

imagine a life where u cant exactly see a future except a bleak one? i'm dat bad...

so i'm a complain king...sue mi...dun forget...i got more female hormones than the average male...i'm a sissy...can?

"seems like there's no way to defying Murphy's Law..."

Defying Murphy's Law

Murphy's Law states that "Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong"...i think that law is applying to mi right now...as many things aren't going right...which is a sad thing...i've successfully graduated from NYP, so i should be happy, but i'm not...

Maybe its also due to something called the "Irritable Male Syndrome(IMS)"...i'm not cooking up this bull, its seriously a condition recognized by doctors...read it somewhere on the net...where a guy can be suddenly veri temperamental and unreasonable, and the funny thing is he will be conscious of how bad tempered and how unreasonable he is, yet he'll still do it anyway...sounds familiar? does to mi...

but other then IMS...i seriously think Murphy's Law is set to use mi as an example...can so many things go wrong at the same time? seriously got to wonder, ponder, think and sleep over it...

"i'm saddened, i'm downed and very soon, i'll be out..."
A saddened, downed and soon to be out philosopher...Stinko

I was a veri busy man...

Yes, i was a very busy man...why do u think i havent touched my blog for 2 weeks? it's for valid reasons ok? lets see...lets start from 22nd feb, fri...the veri veri veri last day of my poly life...

22nd Apr, Fri
This day, i officially declare that i'm one of the luckiest guy in singapore and malaysia (and some say batam!)...reason is cuz i have a sweet dear to call my own now! hehe, but couldnt acc her for the day as i promised my brudders Lunix and Michael to fishing...Brudder Ah Ong joined us later dat nite...Brudder Ah Ong is the most newbie among us...but he was the onli one who caught a fish...seemed like a mini arowana or something, fish with whiskers...caught it of the Benjamin Shears bridge, yes...the bridge...dat was pure fluke i tell u, pure fluke! (so i was jealous, can?) moral of the story is that the benjamin shears bridge, the merlion and under the bridge are sucky places to fish...

23rd Apr, Sat
reached home onli at 7am...slept for a couple of hrs b4 meeting dear for shopping. gotta get some stuff for the malaysia trip...then proceeded down to downtown east in the evening for my sec sch grad class's chalet...didnt sleep til 5am

24th Apr, Sun
woke up abt 10 plus 11 i think, made my way home to bathe then met dear for another shopping session...b4 finally going back to downtown east for the bbq, purposely slept early dat nite, i think 1 pls 2 plus went to lala land le...

25th Apr, Mon
pia cab home early in the morning 6am...juz to bathe and sleep! wahahaha, but still had to do packing up all these...

26th to 28th Apr, Tue to Thur
Trip to Sunway Lagoon, had lotsa fun, esp with Dear beside mi, hur hur hur, envy mi bah! will post some pics if i manage to get those who brought cams(i brought...but lazy to take...corny, i noe)

29th Apr, Fri
Think i'll be free? ur wrong! went out for job hunting...no luck...damn

30th Apr, Sat
went for David Tao's mini concert, followed by supper at bedok's feng san...didint sleep til 5.30am...was watching prince of tennis...

1st May, Sun (Labour Day)
and so here i am today infront of the com typing all this bull...went to pray today...reason cuz its my chinese bday today...quick wish mi happy bday!


"did i mention i'll be serving the country come 9th Sep?"
Stinko...