i recently had my fortune told by my elder sister's colleague's mother....complicated huh? anyway...here is wat i've been told...
1. i'm born under the year of the wooden ox...hence, i lack the water element and scared of the fire element...
2. i should avoid eating Mac's...as Mac has a strong fire element...dun ask mi why...she juz said avoid Mac...KFC is fine though...
3. i shld drink water from the Four Seas Dragon King's water...i ask "so muz go to the different parts of the world to drink water ah?" she says..."no...buy evian and china brand water..."
4. when eating chicken...i shld abstain from eating the skin...i shld eat more expensive stuff...like shark's fin...good for my future...wah...and..avoid eating the last piece of food on the plate...signifies poverty...but i'm a glutton...how???
5. i shld wear blue clothing...as i lack water...i'm starting to wear my blue underwear more often...lucky my Homer Simpson boxers is blue too! (thanks Mitch!!!)
i think...if i follow all these...along with some of the fengshui pratices which i believe in...i might realli make it BIG in the future...hur hur hur!!!
"but...say so many things...how come no say anything abt improving my luck with girls? how lah? how???"
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