MY PINK IC!!!!!!! MY PRECIOUS!!!

becuz i onli had 1 lesson today in the morning, i haven seen something which belongs dearly to mi for the past 2 yrs, and becuz i'm obliged to do so...i dragged my lazy arse back to camp to complete my medical check up and get my PINK IC!

BUT!!! becuz the NSF in army somehow have their intelligence level go down one notch...i had to go thru so much more trouble and throw so much more temper to get back my precious IC...

1 of the bothersome steps to my ORD was to have a dental checkup...but becuz i was too busy being involved in the army open house dat i had no time to go for it...hence...during one of the days when i was free from class to go back...the dental clerk...thru the phone tells mi

clerk: hello, mindef dental center
stinko: hi, can i ask if the dental officer is around today, i'd like to do my dental check up for ORD
clerk: when u ORD? how come so late then do? cannot, which unit u from? can onli do from 9am to 9.30am onwards
stinko: huh? onli 9 to 9.30? even if there aren't any other appts in the afternoon for the doc?
clerk: yes!
stinko: then if dats the case, i'll never get to ORD, cuz i cant make it in the morning...then if my OC and CO asks mi why i cant ORD? shall i quote watever u juz told mi?
clerk:...
stinko:...
clerk:2pm later ok for u?

now i thought dat would have been the end of such dumbness...i was soooooooo wrong...now after my dental, i had to take a blood test b4 i could see the doc...so 2.05pm(the dental took less than 5 mins...) i walked into the medical center...

stinko: hi, can i have my blood test for ORD FFI?
medic: oh, u can onli take ur blood test in the morning, between 9am to 11am
stinko: huh? how come?
medic: no how come, always been the case...(medic then walks away...)

i told sleeping beauty abt this and her reply? "then shoot the medic back say next time enemy attack tell them onli attack in the morning, cuz afternoon dun entertain anyone..."

becuz of dat i had to rush from class to the medical centre to have my blood test...(*^*&$^%&$**^&($&&*(&(*&%%%%$#*onli hope dat was the lsat i had to endure of idiotic encounters...but NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! finally when i could have my appt with the doc to certify mi today

stinko: hi, i'm here for ORD FFI...
medic: ur from 5 SIR? i'm sorri...ur MO(Medical Officer) is not around, u'll have to come back another day
stinko: huh? dats bull crap man! ur telling mi dat if my dear MO doesnt come for 1 whole month then i cant ORD as well?
medic: yup, i cant help u...
stinko: i noe u cant..dats why ur a medic..so to say during wartime the onli person who can save 5 SIR personnal is our dear MO and not any other MO?
medic:...
stinko:...private XXX...u might not care abt mi...cuz i'm juz a small fry...but i can simply juz relay the conversation we juz had to my superiors...now it wont hurt mi...cuz i'm leaving soon...but u juz new here rite? how bad do u think ur life will suffer? should this incident go up to the top?
medic:...
stinko: some more ur a medic...aren't u supposed to care? not warm ur seat all day long saying "sorri, i cant help u!"??? now...i ask again...can i see the MO for my ORD FFI?
medic: i'll ask the mindef MO...

and VOILA! i got my signature and b4 i knew it..i had my pink IC in my hand!!! wahahaha! threatening people with higher authorities works everytime!!! oh yar...if i might add...the dental clerk looked nerdy, the first medic looked like he could break if the wind blew too strong...and the 2nd medic? qualified for the amatuer sumo wrestling contest...oh well...guess this post has been too long...

"My OC says i'm fat liao...i told him it justifies me as a ORD personnal...then i wave my pink IC in front of him ;P"