by a certain twist of fate, yesterday morning saw mi sun tanning(to little effect) in Sentosa and rushing to fort canning in the afternoon for...my fav part time job...USHERING!
As i mentioned before, i have been attached to another battalion to help them fight ATEC...and yest happened to be their battalion anniversary, so celebration was in Sentosa...while they had fun, i sun tanned...but all i got was a red face...damn...
i had to leave earlier from sentosa in order to make it to fort canning in time b4 old man James gave mi 1 times good scolding...onli to find out dat Old man himself would be late...nvm dat...
As some of u would noe...i used to usher at some concerts in the past, on a regular basis especially b4 Army stole my life away...so last nite was the first time i worked since my enlistment...and i understood why i lurve the job...
u get to see all sorts of people(women)...beautiful women, women hu think they're beautiful, young girls, SPGs, drunk gals! imagine this...during the concert...2 bras was thrown onto the stage, the frontman takes them to wipe his face...cool rite? not if he knew the owner of the bra...
after the concert...a 50-odd drunk lady staggered up to mi saying "cuse mi~ could u do mi a favor? i threw my bra up the stage earlier on...could u help mi retrieve it? its the peach colored one! thank you lovely~" all i could manage was a stunned, mouth-open, eyes big big look...anyway...she did get back her bra...and upon doing so, she swung it around in the air while dancing around...rem...she's 50-odd yrs old...INTERESTINGZ!
another slightly younger drunk fat blonde comes up to mi and says "look, i've got INXS's goodie that he threw...i believe i am special and dat i am fated to have this, and i'm fated to meet them...pls tell mi where is the after party so i could go see them~" i told her i'm not sure if there is even an after party and she bursts "THEN GET ON UR FUCKING PHONE AND ASK SOMEBODY!" cool rite? i ended up pointing her to some ang mo guy saying he's the boss, and she flew to him immediately...INTERESTINGZ!
"lets juz hope Old man James lets mi into more of these events...i lurve them!"
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