wont go into details on bagpipes...it'll bore u...i'll post a pic of mi and my bandmates maybe, with all of us in scottish kilts(its not skirts!!!).
At international sporting events such as the rugby sevens...u'll get a wide variety of ppl coming...examples include:
1. The "i'm sexy and i know it" ang mo chic
these ang mo gals would be moving around more than watching the event itself, and some of them would wear so low cut to show half ball and their push-up bra...and even better...to walk every step with a "boeing boeing!" up down motion, causing their milk jugs to jiggle along with their bodies...hence the nick "boeing boeing!"
2. The "i'm the customer and i'm always rite!" egotistical bastard
can either be ang mo or asian...various reasons for acting like mistreated kids...such as not being able to bring in filled-up water bottles(its for good safetly reasons...u dun wanna kana wacked in the head from a filled-up bottle)...or cuz of their lack of understanding that their tix are only for certain areas and not the grandstand area...and not being allowed to enter cuz their tix is with their frens inside and not with them(real idiots...)
3. The "Yaya Buaya" metrosexuals...
refers to those guys who luv make-up...but happen to have those type of "wack me up" kinda face...their attitude doesnt help their image either...give u some examples
example 1. this chinese guy has one of this ankles in a bandage...but has arguebly go up and down the stairs more times than anyone(apart from the ang mo chic)...for wat? to show that he can talk so loud for everyone to hear and pick up hot chics? he even has his sunglasses clipped above his head in typical style of metrosexuals...onli it looks too sissy...
example 2, this time an ang mo(also with the sunglasses up his head...wuss)
wuss walks in without any tix or passes
stinko: "sorri sir, u cant enter without a ticket or a pass"
wuss: "my tix is with my friend up there..."
stinko: "then u'll have to wait for your friend to pass u your tix"
wuss: "cant i tell u wear he sits and go in?"
stinko: "nope..."
wuss: "uh-huh"
2 seconds silence...
wuss: "ur pretty short for a guard eh?"
stinko: *&*)%^#%^*(&)E&&%* "i'm an usher, not a guard, get that straight, now could u pls wait outside and not obstruct the entrance?"
wuss: "..." gives dat kind of "wat can u do to mi" look
stinko: "the security and police can help u on your way out if u want..."
wuss then walks away
u gotta think dat some of these guys have pea-sized brains...with an elephant ass's ego...
4. The "i'm here to enjoy the game" happy person
will gladly here to the rules and enjoy the game, ushers fav customers! with many of them greeting u as well "Cheers Mate!"
5. The "halloween party time!!!!" kind of person
nothing harmful, a little overjoyful maybe...but adds color to the event...there are ppl dressed as south african tribal ppl, scottish kilts ppl, air stewardesses(huh?), hawaiin bikini babes...and prepare urself...a tramp! or a transexual, transvestite, drag queen...watever u call it...imagine someone with ample milk jugs, a perfect figure and long hair....and an Adam's apple....WTF!!!!!
6. The "i'm drunk and will do anything" kind of guy
usually an ang mo...takes more than he can handle and there goes...there were cases of drunks throwing stuff, hitting a gal on the head and end up detained by police, drunks falling down to the field(yes...the field) and end up being carried away by paramedics, drunks who vomit all over themselves and end up being carried away by paramedics, drunks who see each other not happy fight til kana detained by police...the list goes on...
enough variety of ppl for mi and my colleagues to bitch abt...
"its a colorful world...realli colorful..."
Stinko
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