Screwed up mi~

once again...the screwed up factor in mi has taken over...first after mi COS duty...the company computer has to fail...and i was the last to touch...then the misunderstandings have to come in...

izzit realli possible she did not receive my messages or she chose to ignore them? i seriously hope is the former...cuz i'm realli not doing anything that's avoiding her...if the person is readin this rite now...and u noe hu u r...pls...i'm realli not avoiding u!!!

let mi screw up anymore and i might juz slip into depression again...sigh...please let things pick up from here...

"my sir recently asked...sean...are u married? are u attached? are u seeing anyone? r u even at least having a fling? to which all i said nope...and he said...then why the hell r u wearing a ring on ur married finger??????????"

COS aka "Company Orderly Sergeant"

today was the first time i was doing the duty of a COS...theoreotically...the COS is the bigggest boss in the Company office...as he manages and update the report sick personnal, parade state, food rations and other administrative stuff of the company...

as i realised...there's realli alot of crap for the COS to do...though the COS has a table in the office, its usually filled with papers and other stationary...and the COS is ironically usually not at his table...

so i have been doing my fair bit of running around...esp sending the report sick personnal to the medical center...as they all have to report sick at different timings...ta ma de...it realli doesnt help dat i sprained my ankle last nite...luckily i wrapped my ankle up and with the boots...the pain ain't so bad...so i can ENDURE!!!!!!!

i'm honestly looking forward to the next COS duty though...i wanna sleep in an air-con room!!!! HUR HUR HUR!!!

"i think the guys r purposely taking turns to sms mi gd nite...i juz had 5 guys msg mi...WTF!!! something's realli not rite..."

the usual screwed up mi~

i noe i have always been a screw up in this lifetime of mine...but the past few days r realli revelations to even myself...i amazed myself!~

first of all...i juz realised i could find a way to smoke around the IP address block on the blogger website and blog in camp! why the hell didnt i find out any sooner!!!!????!!! see! the screwed up mi!

then yest...while msging a fren of mine...jokingly got too out of hand...and...i think i can count myself 1 less fren to count on le...sob sob...see! the screwed up mi! again!

then the day b4...went for a polymate's bday chalet...onli halfway thru the journey there while driving...did i realise...i 4got to bring her present...sigh...see! the screwed up mi! yet again!

the same day...i didnt noe til another fren told mi a couple of minutes ago...was brudder "Son of a Gray" Grayson's bday...sorri bro...i'm sure u'd understand! rite? see! the screwed up mi! once again!

finally...again on the same day...i finally got to meet my "special someone" after dunno how many ages...it was good seeing her again...catching up...hearing her voice again...BUT!!!! why? why? why? why? why the hell did i not bring the long overdue presents dat i wanted to give her since i dunno when???? (*&&^(%$^% $&^&$^% and while sending her home...i have to lose my way...and wander around the singapore roads for a fair bit b4 reaching her place...veri sorri...SEE! THE SCREWED UP MI!!! AGAIN AND AGAIN!!!

"i now have 3 recruits sending mi those stupid gd nite msgs...and one of them calling mi not to miss him cuz he's recuperating at home...i have lost my dignity and respect as a sergeant...sob sob..."

The husky-voiced sexy old man~

i doubt that until the day i leave the Army...i'll ever recover my voice back again...2 weeks has past since the new batch of murderers recruits have been enlisted...and since their 2nd day in Army...i have been sounding like a sexy old man...as "someone" described...its either i realli shout too much, or i realli realli got a weak vocal cord...or voice box...either way...its not good...

i think i have been a veri bastard sergeant so far...i have given out some of the most tiring punishments to the recruits...company level some more...so the other platoon's recruits narturally hate mi...i totally understand...and i prefer it dat way...honestly...cuz...my own platoon's recruits dun seem to hold the same hatred...what makes mi think so?

well...how do u explain it when now its not juz 1 but 2 of the recruits sending u "good nite sgt...sleep tight tight..." msgs in the middle of the nite...and when i yell at them cuz its light's out time...i have another recruit yelling back "good nite! my most cute sergeant!!!" WTF!!!!!!!!!

do i realli look dat cute? or izzit cuz i'm simply rounder than the other sergeants? or izzit cuz i smile too much??? tell mi!!! tell mi!!! tell mi!!!

"i realli need to pick up hokkien...half the time the bloody recruits r conversing with mi in dat dialect..."

Out of Torture Hole!

Finally after more than a week of torturous time with the recruits...i have been released to the civilian world...at least until i book in again tonite...sob sob!

so the recruits r a week old now...i have been given the green light to inflict maximum pain on the guys...though i'm wondering why i haven...things haven been exactly wat i had imagined to be...

i envisioned myself to be a ruthless bastard whom the recruits will hate to the core...and they'll be cursing mi every other time...they wont talk to mi...they will despise mi...they'll spit at mi...but NOOOOOOO! dat wasnt the case...

rite now i got my recruits greeting mi whenever they walk past, toking cock with mi whenever i'm in their bunk as though i was one of them...not giving mi any of the "i hate u" look whenever i inflict coporal punishment on them...i even have one of them sms-ing mi "Good nite sgt...sleep tight tight..." WTF!!!!!!anyway...i replied "F**k you...go to sleep..."

"another couple of hrs b4 i see those guys again...the torture! the torture!!!"

U CHAO RECRUIT!!!!

i'm veri sure...my life span has juz been shortened a couple of days...not to mention a loss of voice rite now...

its the 3rd day since the recruits have been enlisted...i'm not trying to discriminate anyone here but...if i tot some of the guys during my time in BMT was bad...i've seen nothing!!! this batch of recruits come in all sorts of shape, sizes and personalities...

i have some of the "listen to sergeant!" kinda guys..which make my life easy...even if they are abit on the everything also ask kind...i'm so ok with dat!

then there is the "can smoke sergeant?" kinda person...all he asks is when he can carry on the with activity dat shortens his life...and always speaks to mi in hokkien as if i'm hokkien peng kinda person...which part of mi shows dat i'm well conversed in dat dialect i ask u???

one thing abt this batch of recruits iz dat some of them one way or another has some major family issues...juz a couple of hours back i had one recruit walk up to mi saying he needed to tok...and burst out crying the next moment...if u have seen mi stunned b4...yes...dat was my facial expression...i spent the next hr providing my once again veri "chao hi lang" but at times useful ears to the recruit...sigh...

finally the REAL problems of the platoon...the attitude guys...hu think they are still in the civilian world and answers to no one...how wrong they will be when i finally get the green light to f*ck them up-down-left-right-center and know wats the meaning of coporal punishment...they will KNOW MY WRATH!!!

"i seriously need to brush up my hokkien...if not i'll never get the men to do any stuff...damn..."

there goes the peace...

in another 5 more days...i shall no longer be the cute-faced bouncy and chubby sergeant hu either smiles or laughs aloud in camp...i shall be the stern and f**ked-up torture machine...becuz 5 days from now would be the day the new mono-intake of recruits are enlisted...

i'm a very nice guy at heart...REALLI! but becuz u dun wan the recruits to climb over ur head, becuz u have to get things done...and becuz i have so much anger and frustration kept inside me...the recruits will have to SUFFER my wrath!!! muahahahahahahahahaha!

"dun blame mi...becuz of them i will be confined with them for the next 2 to 3 weekends...how bad iz dat?"