fortune told!

i recently had my fortune told by my elder sister's colleague's mother....complicated huh? anyway...here is wat i've been told...

1. i'm born under the year of the wooden ox...hence, i lack the water element and scared of the fire element...

2. i should avoid eating Mac's...as Mac has a strong fire element...dun ask mi why...she juz said avoid Mac...KFC is fine though...

3. i shld drink water from the Four Seas Dragon King's water...i ask "so muz go to the different parts of the world to drink water ah?" she says..."no...buy evian and china brand water..."

4. when eating chicken...i shld abstain from eating the skin...i shld eat more expensive stuff...like shark's fin...good for my future...wah...and..avoid eating the last piece of food on the plate...signifies poverty...but i'm a glutton...how???

5. i shld wear blue clothing...as i lack water...i'm starting to wear my blue underwear more often...lucky my Homer Simpson boxers is blue too! (thanks Mitch!!!)

i think...if i follow all these...along with some of the fengshui pratices which i believe in...i might realli make it BIG in the future...hur hur hur!!!

"but...say so many things...how come no say anything abt improving my luck with girls? how lah? how???"

of being a victim of consequences and catching up with old frens

while i was happily rotting at home on a fri day nite...still absorbing the happy fact dat i'm finally out of the dreadful hell of place called khatib camp...i get a phone call...a num dat ain't recognised...


"Hello?"
"Hi Joanna! This is Alan, from last week at St James..remember?"
"no..."
"are you having sore throat? you sound different!"
"maybe dats cuz i'm not Joanna?"
"huh?"
"yes.........wrong number......"
*click* engaged tone............


sooooooo typical of men rite? lucky i'm not so much of a sweet talker or thick-skinned player wannabe...if not i think i would have ended up in his situation as well...getting numbers from gals when it aint theirs at all...who suffer? people like mi...number kanna given to some guy also dunno (why cant it be given to a girl instead???) :P

on another note...last nite...i planned to open my Johnnie Walker at St James as it was onli going to be valid til nxt week...so i thought my close buddies from camp would have been nice...but heaven smiled on mi!

first my sec sch fren asked where to go tonite...and i told her where i was going...next moment i know...i was on my way to pick her up...

then Crystal aka "Mother" asks wats the age limit at St James...next moment i know...i'm looking for her and her fren in Powerhouse...pls tell mi heaven is pampering mi! and i tell u...sooooooooo long no see them le...all of them now beauty queen liao...REALLI!!!

"my johnnie walker ain't finished yet...any takers?"

rough journey....

since the lunar new year...things haven been exactly going smooth for the Koh family...esp in the last couple of weeks which i didnt update...sigh...

rite now...the time is 6 am in the morning...i haven slept the whole...and juz an hour ago i had my sobbing sister on my shoulder(the onli other time i had another sobbing head on my shoulder was...my younger sis...bad...), if i hadn't pick her up from St James...i seriously do not know wat would have happened...to my dear sis...if u r reading this...please...please...do not show other people dat u r weak...don't make a fool of yourself...be strong...i can be there for u when u need mi...but dun expect mi to go kind on u...its for your own good girl...

other then sis...my dad's getting his share of misfortune as well...earlier this year he was diagnosed with myopia on both eyes...it might be juz a day surgery...but he's not younger anymore...and the fact dat i can't take leave juz cuz i'm on course...to know dat i cant take care of him on the day of his op realli pisses mi off...to add on to dat...he juz sprained his leg last week while at the memorial hall of our ancestors...icing on the cake? the car gives some problems and dad has to send for servicing...upon collecting the car...he has to encounter an accident...sigh...why...why...why...?

i've never been spared from misfortunes...but this couple of weeks re-define misfortune...first i have to be posted to a far far away camp for the next 10 weeks, get a sprained ankle myself during last friday's run...i cant stop from putting on MORE weight...and also having beat the red light...sigh...and with dad's own brush with the traffic law...we realli seem in a very difficult situation...

"everything seems so down rite now.........maybe except for my sleeping beauty eh?"

once again a trainee!

in abt 6 hrs from now i shall be leaving my current camp in pursuit of further knowledge to enhance myself! ok...so i'm forced to go on course to do wat i'm supposed to do...to be trained in the 120MM calibre artillary aka Mortar...

partly why i feel pretty reluctant to go for the course is due to the fact dat i've been a commander for too long to sudenly be a trainee again...i dun think i can ever take it again...yes...i'm too slack now can???

at least my men aint gonna be going on course with mi...or they'll be able to see mi in my ugliest, unprettiest, most miserable state...

on another note...i went down to the SOC ground half-heartedly as i wasn't exactly in the mood to clear it...BUT!!! luck had to be on my side and pass mio!!! so now i dun ever have to clear my SOC til i ORD!!! COOOOOL!!!

"i'm thinking of getting a tattoo...wat do u think?"

of knowing myself more...

revelations...things i've come to know...abt myself...

1. i'll usually be up for any crazy things(excluding interaction with girls)
2. i'll never be able to work up the guts to go up to girls...
3. i'll always cock up, say and do the wrong things at the wrong time...esp infront of gals!
4. i have super strange affinity with Karnomaly aka Taopok aka Ah Ong...i shan't explain...lest he murder mi later...
5. i'll never be able to curb dat impulsive buyer syndrome in mi...i actually signed up as a St James Powerstation member last nite...damn....ARGH!!!! there goes my ang bao $$$...

"to static idiot and juice boy...i'll make sure u regret not going to St Jams last nite...cuz despite my whining...i DID enjoy myself...dun believe ask Sad Boi!"

of being luckless with girls and loving my family~

these past few days have been pretty much of a taste of freedom for mi...cuz mum and dad has gone on holiday, tagging my younger sis along...leaving mi and elder sis around...and i'm sure if i realli like total freedom...

i tend to do realli stupid things when i get to totally make my own decisions...esp when it comes to making decisions involving girls...let mi prove my point...

i met up with my long-time childhood fren of almost 10 years...cuz she was hoping to have a listening ear in mi...i onli ended up agitating her and causing her to be realli pissed at mi..."there goes one fren"...i thought...

then i met up with an acquaintence i got to know not too long ago...it was rare dat she would ask mi out for a movie...so i thought maybe there was something going on...but NOOOOO!!! so happen dat her boyfriend was too tired to go out with her so she called mi out instead...i DIDNT EVEN KNOW SHE HAD A BOYFRIEND!!!

i also got the chance to meet up with "that special someone" after countless failed attempts to meet...all was well and fine until i had to end off with a bloody silly message which could effectively scare her away altogether...damn...

see! i dun have any luck or brains to deal with women...realli!!! tested, tried and proven! on another note, i was looking forword to picking up my family from the airport...i miss them...

i miss it when mother would be at home preparing herbal drinks for us, dad would be watching tv or fixing something in the house and younger sis would be on her games...i didnt like the emptiness when they weren't around...maybe i ain't ready for bachelorhood yet...

"now dat i've pissed off my childhood friend, scared away that special someone and lost hope with my recent acquaintence...i think its time i shld realli, slowly alter my preference on the male sexuality! maybe i'll have better luck with them!"

Happy CNY~

So much has happened since i booked out last thurs as i took off on fri...
(Warning - Long Post...read at own peril...)

1. catching up with mitch, my god sis
2. shopping with sad boi & static idiot
3. reunion dinner with family
4. sending off my parents and younger sis to the airport
5. traumatic experience with again sad boi and static idiot...
6. reunion dinner with extended family, mother's side...
7. reunion dinner with extended family, father's side...
8. mahjong session with extended family, father's side...
9. jogging in the middle of the nite!

1. catching up with mitch, my god sis
its been awhile since i caught up to my dearest closest female buddy...much less meet up with her...so when the chance came, we met up where she brought mi to eat some pretty good jap food~

2. shopping with sad boi & static idiot
its always enjoyable to shop with ur closest buddies cuz we can psycho each other to buy things! and make the other party regret later! so evil...shld have bought a pair of redwire levi's jeans though...realli like it...

3. reunion dinner with family
since we stopped hiring a maid...we the Koh family hasnt had many opportunities to sit down together as a family to have a meal...so on thur nite, my family waited for mi while i rushed my fat arse back home to have dinner...AS A FAMILY! i can say i loved it! while having dinner, we all joked and laughed and realli realli enjoyed each other's company!

4. sending off my parents and younger sis to the airport
something i've always dreamed of...to have the house...AND CAR!!! to myself...papa and mama went on holiday, bringing along younger sis...hehe!

5. traumatic experience with again sad boi and static idiot
its realli too traumatic...shant talk abt it...and dun ask mi!

6. reunion dinner with extended family, mother's side
grandma usually cooks up some pretty good dishes, dat nite aint no exception :)

7. reunion dinner with extended family, father's side
most of the dishes were sort of either cooked by one of the relatives or came from m uncle's stall...but the standard was pretty good...realli!

8. mahjong session with extended family, father's side
becuz of my itchy mouth, i suggested to my uncle that maybe we shld open table for a game of mahjong on CNY day 1, my uncle decided dat might as well start tonite! but...i ended as the onli player winning money...i feel so guilty...realli!!!

9. jogging in the middle of the nite!
becuz i feel so guilty of winning, and becuz i know i'm gonna put on the pounds this few days, i was crazy enough to go running in the middle of the nite at 2am...ran abt 8-10 km...feels good...shld do nite running more often...

"Happy Chinese Year to all, esp to the piggies!"