Fate realli plays a cruel game with u!

becuz it was 4am in the morning, becuz i was close to where she stayed, becuz i realli missed her, the crazy mi decided to try my luck and wait for her downstairs her place and accompany her to work...

so i proceeded by walking the path we used to always take together, waited downstairs her place for a butt-numbing 2 and a half hours before realising something was wrong...she hadnt left the house...onli then i have to find out dat she didnt have to work today...u tell mi...isn't fate playing a veri veri veri cruel game with mi?

so the veri veri veri depressed mi had to go home with a veri empty heart...sigh...

"i'm quite convinced that the big guy up there does not want mi to have meaningful relationships with members of opposite sex...i realli am..."

Every Man Has His Trouble...with Women! Part 2

And so as the time passes by, my individual, multi-racial, multi-lingual friends' women troubles progressed...and how interesting it is to listen to them as outsiders...

my french friend has now not 1, not 2 but 3 groups of gals to avoid...all at the same time...shld he encounter any of them at Zouk...meeting any one of these grps will definately mean he cant afford to be seen by the other 2 groups...cool~ now why cant i have this type of women trouble?

now my malay friend has stepped up a notch in chasing after his gal...though from their last conversation...i expect he'll still be playing her game of hide and seek in the near forseeable future~

the interesting twist comes with my chinese emotional and sentimental friend...someone new has come along!!! totally his type...their both into each other...which isnt a bad thing shld they get along together but...wat abt the gal still overseas? my dear emotional and sentimental juz hopes dat the so-called r/s btwn him and the overseas gal was juz a one-sided affair.........on his part!

all these interesting plots r starting to entertain mi liao...as my malay friend says "we all got probs la, but u different! neutral man!" i seriously dunno if dat was a compliment or an insult...

for mi? gal trouble? yeah...definately...remember...trouble and i r buddies...my trouble with gals...no gal wants mi...dats my trouble...

"Even LBT, my source of inspiration and admiration...has started his engine going after a gal...mi? sill stagnant here...why? i dunno..."

ZPOP...fizzles...

becuz mummy last min told mi she had tix to the concert last nite, becuz the tix werent meant for mi in the first place, and becuz my younger sis doesnt like chinese music...i was frentically looking for people(gals...) to go with mi to the concert...BUT! becuz i have no "nu ren yuan" (luck with gers...), i ended up asking my sentimental and emotional chinese fren along...i even had to subsidize half of his cab fare ;P yes...i was despo for a companion, can? why haven i gone brokeback i also dunno...u tell mi?

a pakistani crazy fren of mine juz sent mi a clip...

Hard Gay

...maybe i'll turn out like dat shld i go brokeback?

"Nobodi luvs mi, everbodi hates mi, i wanna make some noize!"
Buddy Ong, who used to sing this...

Every Man Has His Troubles...with Women!

its no understatement...its true...some real life examples...

this french buddy of mine happens to be a pretty good babe magnet, those he always insists "i've never succeeded in going after a gal, but other gals keep coming to mi!"...nice problem to have rite? but because he is a player...because he noes too many gers...he fears dat he might get into trouble for having a fling with the same grp of gals...ALL AT THE SAME TIME!!! dats his trouble...

Another melayu friend of mine...who likes to listen to chinese songs and watches chinese shows...happen to like chinese gals...and he's still currently hot on the heels of this gal...who queerly likes to watch indian shows...he's prob is dat he has been on her heels since last year...and our dear fren doesnt even noe if she's attached...(women...sooooo like to play hard to get...)poor guy...dats his trouble...

Now...this chinese fren of mine...he's juz as emotional and sentimental as mi...dunno if dats a good thing but one thing abt him iz dat he can get over a gal quite easily and quickly...despite being soooooo smitten with her juz days ago...so he's rite now on a roll with a gal rite now...seemingly smooth and almost within his clutches...he's a very happy man...BUT! she's juz flown off to Indonesia to help out with the disaster...kind soul...my fren understands...BUT! being the sentimental and expressive person that he is...he goes around MOANING! abt missing her everytime he has a chance...poor guy...dats his trouble...

for mi? gal trouble? yeah...definately...remember...trouble and i r buddies...my trouble with gals...no gal wants mi...dats my trouble...

"after the recent scheduling of guard duties and COS duties...all my weekends have officially been burnt.......sad......veri veri sad..... "

trouble is my middle name~

i've come to realise dat my best buddy is "trouble"...cuz its either i always find trouble...or trouble will find mi...

juz take monday for example...if doing guard duty wasnt bad enough, i had to take up the job of guard commander...where i had account for every single damn thing! and because i suffer from short term memory...because i cannot multi-task...and i'm not fierce enough...i ended up being fu*ked educated by the veri veri veri fierce Brigade Sergeant Major all morning...letting the men climb all over my head, not giving a damn dat i'm the guard com...sacrifice my guard rest juz to settle the men's bloody cock-up...sigh...tell mi la...isn't trouble my best buddy?

"sooner or later i'm gonna get myself into veri veri veri deep shit for my relationship with trouble..."

officially short-plugged continues...

as if yest morn's 8km run wasnt enough...crazy mi actually went for a soccer game early in the morn 8am when i onli slept 4 hrs...asking for trouble i tell u...asking for trouble...

so to console myself of exercising...trying to maintain my belly from popping out...i feasted on snacks and unhealthy food whole day long...kinda beats the purpose of exercise rite?

"so ends a long weekend for mi...and so comes another week...so start the depression once again..."

officially short-plugged~

i'm realli doing alot of things which i never tot i wld do if i were the normal sane mi...

this morning...upon waking up...i actually changed into my PT attire...and went for a jog...and jogged all the way back to my camp's front gate, wave to the Military fu*kers Police, b4 making a U-turn back home...i'm short-plugged i tell u...

and so desperate i was to use my Ipod again...i reformatted the PC...yes~ the lazy mi actually bothered to go thru the whole crap...but now i have to regrets...cuz apart from getting my loyal companion up and running again...i've had most of the important updates...such as Media player 11, IE 7...the interface iz sooooooo cool!!! go try people~ and messenger as well, its now Windows Live Messenger! (i'm short-plugged i tell u...)

"YES! MY Ipod...u're back!"